SHINY SILVER VOLVO!

Hey! Haven't written in a while cuz I was busy/sick. :( Missed A BUNCH at school! We changed desks and jobs and correcting partners and there are a few MAJOR disasters. Not gonna talk about those though, don't wanna spew more hate on the internet!

Today, I saw a shiny silver volvo with a bumper sticker that said, "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT TWILIGHT!!!!" I want a bumper sticker like that!!...Well, I won't have a bumper to stick it on for a few years... but I still want one!

On Thursday, I went to that all-district band concert thing. It was pretty fun. Kim and I gave all the conductor people nicknames. (Who cares about their REAL names??)

Weird guy with long hair, baseball cap, and a beard who was staring at Mr. Goans: Gay Pablo
Mean, picky, finicky, twitchy, posture-freak conductor from Klahowya: Snobby Stewart
Crazy guy with a whistle that yelled and screamed at us a lot: Crazy Cole
There were other guys, but I forgot them.

At the concert, I also met Conor's alleged "Creepy Stalker". He says there's this girl always at his baseball practice staring at him, feeling his muscles, sniffing him, trying to kiss him...you get the point. I say he's paraniod. But she was playing the flute. During dinner, Conor, AJ, Allan, Me, and a few other people were walking around. Then, the girl runs at us screaming, tries to tackle Conor, and when she realized she couldn't tackle him, wacked his head and yelled "BUTTERBUTT" at him.

*sigh* If only everyone were that nice.

All I wonder is why she would ever compare Conor's butt to anything butter related. Butter??? Really??
I still don't think she's a stalker. She's creepy and scary, but i detect no stalker-ish-ness.

Conor, if you're reading this:

You are my best friend. You're a wonderful person, and a great guy. BUT NO GIRL WILL WANT TO STALK YOU.

Don't take that the wrong way. You rock, Flububberman!

And on Friday, I showed T how you can change the Google languages to Pirate and Elmer Fudd. We said "Arrg!" and "Wabbits...Wook at aww the wabbits" for the whole day!

See you!